Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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