If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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