good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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