if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
