Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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