i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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