If i come over, it means nothing
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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