Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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