Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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