u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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