I'll bet she douches with gravy.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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