I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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