Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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