i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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