im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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