i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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