Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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