He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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