I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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