Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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