love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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