Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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