And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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