susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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