he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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