and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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