Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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