Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
