and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Come on in and take your pants off
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