we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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