If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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