Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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