question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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