i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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