no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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