I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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