So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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