ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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