What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Are my feet made of real feet?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize