I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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