Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The air was thick with penises
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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