Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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