THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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