I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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