are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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