She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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