how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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