after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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