I heard we made out
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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