yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
