Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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