garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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