i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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