I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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