Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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