he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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