i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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