That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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