Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
smell my finger.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Randomize
