That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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